Friday, September 19, 2008

Tell it like it is, sister!


The lovely America Ferrera tells it like it is in the latest issue of Seventeen.

"I fear that when girls look at my picture in a magazine, they see something that is so unreal -- and they think, 'Oh, America must have it so easy,'" the glowing and healthy "Ugly Betty" star tells Seventeen. "They should know that I spent two-and-a-half hours with professional people doing my hair, doing my makeup, picking out my clothes, shooting with a professional photographer who has his professional lighting."

It is so refreshing to have a positive role model for young girls who think that every Hollywood starlet wakes up looking like they do in movies, TV shows and magazines.

Thank you America for being real!

hate to tell ya . . .

but for all you Brad Pitt fanatics ( I'm a Angelina Jolie fan myself), the computer security software company, McAfee, has announced that Brad is the most dangerous person to search online when it comes to spam, viruses, spy ware and other cybercriminal intent.



And in other news, for a second time in one week, Paris Hilton has had her glory stolen. Porno Paris used to hold the crown for most dangerous search, but Brad has apparently stolen that away along with Britney taking THIS away from her as well.

I guess Paris will really need to step her game up if she wants her two titles back!


Dream come true



So 2 of my favorite things are coming together for the very first time!!!
Oprah Winfrey will be guest starring on one of my favorite TV shows, 30 Rock.
What could be better than watching my favorite humanitarian on one of my favorite comedic shows?! N-O-T-H-I-N-G!
Except for sex, of course.
Anyhow, Miss Oprah Winfrey shot her guest spot this past week in New York. It's been a dream of Tina Fey's to have Miss Winfrey on her show. Fey also revealed that big momma "O" was quite funny!
Can't wait to see the show, which will be aired Nov. 6th, a week after 30 Rock's season premier.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Can you say uncomfortable?

My favorite R&B crooner, R.Kelly, has given his first interview since being cleared of child pornography charges this past summer.

It's quite an interesting read.

Click here to check it out!

Love in the club



The hotness that is Miss Megan Fox, has revealed to GQ magazine, that she was once in love with a female stripper.

In an interview with the magazine, the Transformers hottie said that she was in the relationship when she was 18 yrs old and first living in Los Angeles all alone.

She's quoted as saying:
"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."

Miss Foxy doesn't call herself a lesbian though, seeing as to how she's engaged to 90210's Brian Austin Green. However, she does believe that humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I think she's on to something there!

Fashion Police- Literally!

A Florida judge has ruled a law banning "saggy pants" to be unconstitutional.

A 17 yr. old spent a night in jail last week after police had arrested him for sporting the low hanging jeans. Granted, they held him over night due to a history of marijuana use.

The law banning so-called "saggy pants" was approved by city voters in March after supporters of the bill collected nearly 5,000 signatures to put the measure on the ballot.

The public defender representing the minor argued that they now have a fashion police and the judge agreed with her immediately. The judge then deemed the ban unconstitutional.

The only law that should be applied to anyone wearing saggy pants is this: WEAR CLEAN AND SEXY UNDERWEAR ONLY! No cartoon characters, no shit stains, no beige colored underwear that started out being white! Only sexy Sean John boxer briefs allowed!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Google me

The Adnan Ghalib loving pop star, also known as Britney Spears, has been given a coveted award.

OK, so it's not coveted by anyone except Paris Hilton.

Britney Spears has been named by the 2009 Guinness Book of World Records to be "The most searched person on the Internet". The new record book will be released tomorrow 9/17/2008.

Paris Hilton won that coveted award last year.

I guess that Paris Hilton will have to come out with another horribly boring porn video if she hopes to steal the title away from Brit Brit next year!